The air in the "Prosвет" arena wasn't just air anymore; it was saturated with collective focus. This was the final bout of the Grand Prix of neural duelists — a spectacle where fighters clashed not with blades or lightning, but with pure, honed power of imagination. Inside the shimmering energy cage, two figures stood motionless, eyes closed, veins bulging on their temples.
Inkar Valdaev was a titan of the inner world. While others conjured swords, he birthed tectonic philosophies. His opponent, Klinariy Tristorcev, was a renowned master of precision strikes — his psychic attacks drilled like diamond bits, hunting for cracks in the enemy's mind. The crowd watched holographic projections of their mental constructs collide: Valdaev's roaring, abstract shadow-and-concept monsters versus Tristorcev's dazzling geometric arrays of piercing light.
But Inkar wasn't really there. Not truly. His sweat-soaked body was just an anchor. He was submerged deep in the Flow — the river of his own thoughts and images, where time bent and meaning became fluid. Tristorcev's assaults ("Ninefold Logical Paradox," "Syllogism Spear") weren't threats to block; they were curiosities to absorb into the stream. Their sharp edges softened, melting into vague, intriguing shapes.
He no longer saw Tristorcev as a person, but as a structure — a gleaming, cold cathedral of pure reason. And Inkar's Flow turned into a slow, inevitable glacier. He didn't attack the cathedral; he simply surrounded it, crushing its foundations under the unbearable weight of pure, non-reflective being. The hologram showed the sparkling geometric shapes cracking, then swallowed by a wave of formless, dark-blue color. Tristorcev groaned from the stands. His biometric display spiked. He collapsed, defeated. The crowd erupted in applause.
Victory. But Inkar's Flow didn't stop. The end of external resistance meant the river now turned fully inward. The crowd's cheers became the roar of the current. The announcer's voice echoed distantly, warped. He felt his body — the ache in his legs, the strap of the neural helmet — like a costume worn by someone else, very far away.
Disconnect, his training whispered. Stop. Come back. But the Flow was seductive. Creation without consequences. He started to play.
The grand, solemn images of his triumph — towering statues of himself, epic poems dissolving into starry skies — suddenly felt… pompous. Boring. A spark of rebellion flickered through the neural stream, a craving for something raw and vivid.
His self-image, usually a marble-carved seer, began to warp. The stern jaw softened into a sharper, mischievous grin. His practical combat suit melted and rewove into a tight red ensemble. A striped tail sprouted behind him. The Flow, now a chaotic torrent, dragged him further. His deep, ponderous consciousness — the true Inkar Valdaev — was crammed, folded, and violently repackaged into a smaller, louder, infinitely more chaotic vessel.
He completely lost his anchor.
On the arena floor, medics swarmed Tristorcev as Inkar's body convulsed. A technician yelled: "Neural feedback loop! He's diving too deep without a lifeline!" They rushed to his pod.
Too late. Inkar's eyes snapped open. No longer the cold gray pools of a duelist — they were wide, yellow, brimming with manic energy. He shot upright; the neural helmet clattered to the ground. He stared at his hands — now in red gloves — fingering them with theatrical disbelief.
"What the fuck is going on?!" came not Inkar's baritone, but a familiar, nasal, aggressively cocky screech. It was the voice of Moxxie, the long-suffering little imp from I.M.P. agency.
He hopped off the podium, his new body moving with twitchy, cartoonish energy. Thousands of holo-cams zoomed in. The silent arena froze in shock.
"Okay, new place! Kinda… horny. And what is this, a sports stadium?" Moxxie-Inkar planted hands on hips, scanning the bewildered crowd. "Ew, humans. Gross. No offense, Millie, if you're somewhere in my head."
A security drone descended; a calm robotic voice intoned: "Subject Valdaev, please proceed to the medical bay for post-match analysis."
Moxxie-Inkar's eyes narrowed. He had no idea how he got here, but he recognized authority when he heard it. Inkar's immense psychic power, now filtered through the lens of a panicking, gun-obsessed imp, reacted instinctively. A gigantic, comically oversized, shiny cartoon revolver materialized in the air beside him. The crowd gasped and ducked.
Chaos erupted. While security scrambled, Moxxie-Inkar dove behind the stands — not like a tactical duelist, but like a video-game character hiding. "You're NEVER gonna believe this!" he muttered to himself with hysterical glee. "Finally got a cool, powerful body, and it's in the most boring place in the universe!"
Deep in this insane new mind, a faint echo of Inkar Valdaev mourned the loss of his elevated, intellectual Flow. But that sound was drowned out by an internal soundtrack of panic, musical numbers, and an irresistible urge to find a smaller gun to complain about. The neural dueling champion was gone. For now, only a very confused, insanely powerful imp remained, wondering where his wife was and what fresh hell he'd already landed in.
The arena's silence shattered — not with cheers, but with screams of fleeing spectators and blaring security alarms. Moxxie-Inkar peeked from behind the stands, watching the pandemonium with a mix of horror and twisted satisfaction. This was way more interesting than statues and starfields.
The "Prosвет" peacekeeping squad — elegant white armor, neural disintegrators — fanned out across the floor. Their leader's voice boomed over the amplifier: "Valdaev! You are in violation of Civil Directive 7-B! Cease all unauthorized psychic manifestations and submit to stabilization!"
"Oh great, space cops," Moxxie-Inkar groaned internally. "Just like home, but shinier and with worse personalities." Inkar's untamed ocean of power reacted to his spike of anxiety. The air around the approaching peacekeepers thickened into shimmering pink goo.
"What is this? Non-Newtonian perceptual gel?" one shouted, his movements slowing to comical crawl.
"It's… strawberry jam!" Moxxie-Inkar corrected with a shriek, though he wasn't entirely sure how it happened. "Sticky! The kind that stains your uniform forever and never comes out!"
He was about to manifest a giant piece of toast to complete the illusion when a new voice cut through the noise — not from security, but from the now-empty VIP boxes above. It carried a strange, melancholic reverence.
"Inkar? My shining, contemplative star? Is… is that really you?"
Moxxie-Inkar looked up. Perched on the railing was a sight that made his new, bizarre reality even crazier. A pony. A young pony with a messy brown mane and big, tear-filled eyes. She looked like she'd stepped out of a kids' cartoon and landed in a cyberpunk nightmare.
It was Altidiya Koggidir. And she was crying.
"You… you've changed your form," she sobbed, her voice echoing across the vast space. "But I'd recognize your magnificent, tormented soul anywhere! You've become so… alive! So emotionally open!"
Moxxie-Inkar stared. "Lady, I have no idea who you are, but your pep talks need work. 'Vivid'? I've got a full system crash here!"
But Altidiya wasn't listening. She was lost in her own fantasy. She had created a tulpa — a thoughtform — from her two biggest intellectual crushes: the profound Inkar Valdaev and the tragically deceased philosopher Maro Malenko. Seeing Inkar's body now inhabited by a shrieking, frantic, hyper-emotional entity felt like a miracle to her. As if her imagined fusion had burst into reality, refracted through pure chaotic subconscious.
"Your new voice!" she exclaimed, clopping her hooves on the metal railing. "It yearns! It sings of deep inner conflict! It has everything Maro wrote about the fractured self!"
"She really needs a therapist and a stiff drink!" Moxxie-Inkar shot back, dodging a sluggish neural bolt from a peacekeeper still waist-deep in psychic sludge. "And who's this Maro guy?"
The name seemed to plunge Altidiya deeper into trance. "He was a designer! A visionary who took the form of an ancient scribe! He saw the layers of reality, just like you do now!"
Suddenly, something older flashed in Moxxie-Inkar's jumbled mind. Not Inkar — his voice was still buried under showtunes and panic. Something dustier, more paranoid, both alien and familiar. Inkar's vast power glitched for a split second.
For a fraction of time, the crying pony's image overlaid another: a tired guy with short hair and deeply anxious eyes, in weird clothes. The image of Kli. The form chosen by Maro Malenko. It distorted, pixelated, and spoke directly into Moxxie's mind with hoarse, desperate urgency.
"The pony… she doesn't understand. She's crying over the character, not the author. The guy is gone. The title page is blank. She remembers the book, but the text… the text was eaten… by a creature with her wife's face…"
The voice dissolved into static and a wet, gurgling sound — a buried memory of Maro Malenko's death at Millie's hands, now deeply infected in the grand confessor Kli's psyche.
Moxxie-Inkar recoiled, clutching his head. "What the hell was that? Who's this sad dude? And why'd he mention Millie?!" The thought that his wife, his rock, his everything, might be tied to this madness was unbearable.
His panic peaked. Inkar's unbound power — shaped now by Moxxie's deepest need, not for attack or defense, but for escape and routine — erupted.
No flash of light, no energy roar. The world simply… warped. The arena floor bent like a reflection in a funhouse mirror. Peacekeepers, jam, crying pony — everything stretched into impossible, spiraling lines of color.
With a sound like a scratched record or a strangled rubber chicken, the spot where Moxxie-Inkar stood suddenly emptied. The psychic jam splattered across the floor into sticky, sweet-smelling sludge. The polka-dot revolver dissolved into sparkles.
Alarms kept wailing. Peacekeepers slowly recovered, looking around in confusion. High above, Altidiya Revoltsova broke into fresh sobs, her beautiful chaotic tulpa vanishing as abruptly as it appeared.
Across the city, in a filthy alley behind a nightclub blasting aggressively upbeat music, the air tore. Moxxie-Inkar was unceremoniously dumped next to an overflowing dumpster, landing in a pile of long branches and red fabric.
He lay there for a moment, stunned. The air here was different. It smelled of stale beer, ozone, and… sin. It smelled like home. Or at least, like his idea of home.
"Okay," he whispered, trembling. "New plan. Find a phone. Call someone. Explain how I somehow ended up in the body of a schizophrenic Moscow esoteric netstalker. And for the love of everything holy, DO NOT tell..."[text lost]
Anonymous (2026). Inkar Valdaev as the Fractal Hero.